on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents
I can’t even handle Matilda, man.
® Originally posted by: twlboaj
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Medusa and her blind boyfriend go out on their first date and he panics because he cant tell her she looks pretty so he says something really stupid like “I REALLY like snakes”
(i couldnt help myself okay) after that medusa talked about how snakes digest whole rodents and tiresias thought it was really weird but pretty cute (bonus points if u know tiresias’ myth bcuz lol snakes)
"No way mine too"
shut the fuck up hermione you fucking nerd.
Can we please to note that she has spent hours and hours and hours taking perfect notes and going back through them and reorganizing them and making study guides and going through flashcards over and over and staying up until four AM having mental breakdowns instead of spending time with her friends or having hobbies and now Dumbledore’s telling her that all of that was for nothing
Fuck yeah she’s upset
® Originally posted by: nevillles
|202,402 notes||| Reblog | | | 2014, March, 7th 12:20:29 PM|
® Originally posted by: fuck-benedict-cumberbatch
|2,834 notes||| Reblog | | | 2014, March, 7th 5:29:16 AM|
The Midnight Planétarium watch was a collaboration between Van Cleef & Arpels and Christiaan van der Klaauw. The watch is made of 396 separate parts and features the six closest planets orbiting the sun in real time (Uranus and Neptune were left out because you probably won’t live long enough to see either one complete a full orbit).
I’ve never liked a watch before in my life.
® Originally posted by: staceythinx
|51,006 notes||| Reblog | | | 2014, March, 7th 2:23:04 AM|
I need an excuse to buy an expensive swimsuit
When the summer starts, it’s gonna be more expensive
® Originally posted by: ollivander
|3 notes||| Reblog | | | 2014, March, 6th 1:41:38 PM|
if you’re ever feeling sad just remember that jared padalecki is shorter than his brother
I think I just had a mid-life crisis,
LOOK AT THAT DOOR
IT’S NOT EVEN TOUCHING HIM
HOW BIG IS THAT DOOR
So I just discovered another Actor whom I have all types of goosebumps for their characters but hate him in real life.
God, why must you give the bad ones the best abilities?
MEN WHO WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH JAMES MCAVOY:
1) BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH
PEOPLE WHO WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH JAMES MCAVOY:
® Originally posted by: nicolasanddavid
|7,681 notes||| Reblog | | | 2014, March, 6th 9:45:13 AM|
Do you know what’s more ridiculous?
Is that people at her age must really think she’s cool.
Neil Patrick Harris | Punk’d 9x12
Relax i speak bear
Hogwarts AU Versions! ♥
I hope there’s something for everyone now!
(I also have a Beauxbatons!Cas but 5 pics messed up my formatting >w<)
You now, you should have also made his hair and expressions matching the houses according with his personalities through the seasons.
For example you should’ve made Leviatan!Castiel in Sonserina.
Missed a great opportunity there.
® Originally posted by: diminuel
|429 notes||| Reblog | | | 2014, March, 6th 8:49:00 AM|
Literal Disney queen Idina Menzel slaying the fuck out of that high D. (x)
This should’ve been her oscar performance
No, you’re joking with me.
Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool!
® Originally posted by: kristoffbjorgman
|15,765 notes||| Reblog | | | 2014, March, 5th 11:31:27 PM|
Wait EVEN MERYL STREEP is there? I have not seeing it, holy cool.
® Originally posted by: prettylittletmi
|150,217 notes||| Reblog | | | 2014, March, 5th 11:23:13 PM|